This is some crazy ass shit, my niggas. I’m gonna register on the reperetions site rite now and I’m axing for some new Air Jordans and a bottle uh malt liquor. Read more at infowars.
Self-loathing whites offer to clean for, massage & be shouted at by blacks to atone for slavery
A new “reparations” website asks white people to pay black people’s rent and give them money to relieve their white guilt.
The website, started by Seattle-based “conceptual artist” Natasha Marin, suggests a number of ways in which white people can atone for the fact that 1.4 per cent of white people owned black slaves in the United States over 150 years ago.
Examples on the site’s ‘about’ page include:
Dindu Nuffin 1: I need groceries.
White Person 1: “I’ll get them for you. PM me and I’ll send an Amazon Fresh or Safeway delivery. You just pick out what you want. I have a $200 limit.”
Dindu Nuffin 2: I’m too upset to make dinner. I live in Seattle.
White Person 2: “Come over to my house for dinner, bring a friend if you like. PM me and I’ll send you the address, or can I order delivery to you? What kind of food do you like?”
Dindu Nuffin 3: I want to scream and cuss at someone.
White Person 3: “I volunteer as tribute. How do we set this up?”
Dindu Nuffin 4: I want to escape this cruel world in a *Specific Videogame* but can’t afford it on Steam right now. This is not a crisis, I just don’t trust people easily and want to see if this works.
White Person 4: Thank you for giving me the chance to do something concrete and relatively easy. I was quietly hating myself for doing nothing.
Numerous white people beset with self-loathing have already offered a number of goods and services, including the free use of a car, house cleaning, massages, “catharsis,” and straight-up cold hard cash.
Black people have also posted messages on the site with requests for free laptops, a Kindle EBook Reader and recording studio access.
“I want my project fully funded or at least my phone paid for from here till December so I can stay in Boriken writing about Amerikkkan colonialism,” another man demands on the ‘Reparations’ Facebook page.